Funny stories of Holi: Golu's Holi with Papa's belt, Pappu's humiliation, Banta putting color on the electricity bill, the joke of pichkari between husband and wife, and the Holi of taking photos of Santa-Banta.

Teacher - Children, write an essay on HoliGolu - When mom and dad were not at home, I played Holi a lot…Teacher - Very good!Golu - But after playing Holi, the color has not come off yet…Teacher - Hey, why?Golu - Papa played black-blue Holi with a belt!

Gappu - Will you play Holi this time?Pappu - No brother, I was humiliated a lot last timeGappu - What happened?Pappu - I went to apply color to everyone… and everyone applied soap on me!

Santa – Brother, on whom will you put the most colours on Holi this time?Banta – On the electricity bill… when the colours are not visible, maybe the bill will be waived off!

Raju – Friend, how will you celebrate Holi this time?Montu – We will celebrate in such a way that the people in the neighbourhood say…what did you celebrate, the colours of Holi have still not washed off from us!

Wife – Listen, what did you bring for me on Holi this time?Husband – A big pichkari for you…Wife – So that I can play better?Husband – No, so that you can put more water in it and talk less!

Santa – How do you play Holi?Banta – First with gulaal, then with water… and after that with the mobile, by clicking photos!

Pappu – Brother, what is your plan for Holi?Golu – First I will put colours on the girls in the neighbourhood…Pappu – And then?Golu – Then their brothers will put colours on me… then I will go to the hospital!

Wife – Listen, this time we have to do something new on Holi! Husband – Okay, this time let’s go and apply color on the neighbour aunty? Husband has been sitting outside the house for 3 days…