Joke 1:

Daughter-in-law: Mother, he has not come yet,

Is he having an affair with some girl?

Mother: Hey, you wicked one, you always think wrong,

Maybe he has come under a truck!

Joke 2:

All the girls in the world have the same story –

When they become daughter-in-law, they do not like their mother-in-law..and

When they become mother-in-law, they do not like their daughter-in-law

Joke 3:

As soon as the sister-in-law came out of the bathroom after taking a bath,

her brother-in-law started staring at her.

Sister-in-law said in a romantic way – “What is your intention?”

The brother-in-law came near her and slapped her hard and said “Why did you bathe in my hot water in this heat”?

Joke 4:

A newly married wife to her husband at night..

Wife- Let's make two into three

Husband happily- Yes my love why not

Wife- I am happy that you liked it so much

Tomorrow morning my mother is coming to stay with us

Joke 5:

Girl to boy- I can jump into the river for you,

I can even walk on fire

Boy to girl- I love you jaanu

Then the boy says- can you come to meet me right now

Girl to boy- Are you mad, how can I come in so much sunlight,

I will turn black then

Boy in silence

Joke 6:

Pappu went to the astrologer and said... Vastu Shastra of liquor shop...

I don't understand who makes the Vastu Shastra of liquor shop.

Whether it is near a drain, in the south direction, has a pit in front,

an electric transformer or any other Vaastu defect, there is always a crowd at the shop.